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(Talking about 'Baby Don't Stop') "I would get a lady boner being that close to either Ten or Taeyong. "
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"You call it bad at darts, I call it surprise acupuncture."
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Junghee: Why is my underwear in the freezer?
Seungmin: You said, "This is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow". Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you
Junghee: That explains so much.
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Junghee: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Seungmin: that's a caprisun.
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[Skz group chat; 3:42 am]
Seungmin: she was poetry, he couldn't read
Felix: his name was Jared he's nineteen
Jisung: when his parents built a very strange machine
Junghee: watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Jeongin: aaaayyyy macarena!
Chan, crying: please, for the love of God, just go to sleep
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Junghee, meeting 3racha
Jisung: wanna come summon a demon with us
Junghee: sick, I'm in. where's the blood for the sacrifice
Changbin: I can't believe we converted someone this fast
Chan: I can't believe we have to sacrifice another ham sandwich to the Barney doll in the back alley
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Junghee: Why is my hand shaking?
Chan, sarcastically: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Junghee, terrified: W h a t.
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