How the Grinch Stole Christmas Remix

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Jihope one shot~ enjoy. This is my first time writing a poem so don't come @ me

Who would have known? That the spicy wholehearted petite boy. Would have had emotions to shown. All because of Park Jimin, the boy that everyone loved. Now its time to tell this mystery of love that soared higher than a dove.

Park Jimin. Your average playboy. Smart. Talented. Sexy. And mischievous. Who wouldn't love him? He was everything known to mankind. Unlike the boy who was enlightening dim.

Jung Hoseok. To him, everything was a joke. From Valentine's to the Fourth of July did he like them? Nah! But the holiday he hated the most. Was Christmas of them all.

" Christmas, Christmas. Stupid holiday. Why cant everyone grow up instead of acting with the mindsets of children who love to play. I don't understand why people act which such carol of gay. But all I know is that I hate this stupid holiday."
Hoseok stated while looking for his bag of chips down the aisle. Why is it so hard for me to find a bag of chips? All these got damn Christmas decorations.
Hoseok thought to himself.

"Christmas, Christmas what a splendid holiday. I can see why everyone has the mindset of children who play with such carols of gay. But all I know is that I love this holiday." Jimin stated while walking down the street. Jimin absolutely loved Christmas. Why do you ask? Because he gets rewarded rather nicely from the hookers who work at the club down the street. Who wouldn't love free ass and pussy (A/N: I cringed so hard writing that part). As Jimin was walking around for more snacks to stock up on, he heard a voice state,
" Christmas, Christmas. Stupid holiday. Why cant everyone grow up instead of acting with the mindsets of children who love to play. I don't understand why people act which such carol of gay. But all I know is that I hate this stupid holiday."

He turned around only to find the sexiest human being he had ever seen. His leggings hugging his thick thighs, the long-sleeved black explicit t-shirt that showed off his collar bones, his tiny hands and plump lips that would look so god wrapped around his....well you know what I mean. And that sexy rude ass attitude put the cherry on top which made him look fiercely irresistible.

"Damn baby. I would love to slide down your chimney tonight." Jimin stated while grasping Hoseok's ass in his hands while hugging him from behind here.

"Excuse me. I don't know where you came from but get your shrimp hands off of me you short ass trilobite."Hoseok stated

"Ok, you a little feisty thang. I'll tell you what I'll let you have the honors of being my Lil 'boo thang."

" Oh really?"Hoseok stated.

"Yep such a big privilege you know what I mean" Jimin smirked as he eyed him up and down

With his hands on his hips he rolled his eyes before replying "Ok and I'll tell you what. I'll let YOU have the honors of receiving my foot up your ass"

" Awe you're so cute but at the same time, I want to wreck the fuck out of you." Jimin cooed at the smaller male

This was the beginning of a beautiful, yet a pain in the ass, love-hate relationship
Jimin would follow Hoseok around annoying the older yet at the same time he couldn't help but enjoy the feeling. He loved the praises. He loved the worship. He loved everything that came out of jimins lips
As time went buy he did ended up spending time with him and jimin showed him the excitement of holidays. Especially birthdays. Hoseok never enjoyed them at all yet when he was with jimin a different side came out of him that he could never describe. Soon Christmas came right around the corner and memories of their first encounter of last year filled his heads. All Hoseok wanted was a bag of chips and he left that store with a man who wanted to spend the rest of his life with him. Even though his horny ass boyfriend gets on his nerves, he wouldn't want to spend his Christmas any other way








When I came up with the idea of doing this story, it sounded a lot better in my head. I read the Dr. Seuss book and searched up lyrics it just didn't turn out the way I wanted it too. Comment down below if you want a part 2. If not this will be the end of this one-shot.

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