A morning cup of inspiration! (And other dumb shit like this)

Gooooooooood morning!

How's everyone doing on this lovely morning-(kinda sorta)?

What? You feel awful you say? You don't want to get out of bed or go to school?

But why not? I mean, it's the most wonderful time of the year! There's so much to look forward to; fake happiness brought on by the holidays, getting to see you fAvOrItE family members for Christmas, cold as shit weather that'll freeze your breasts and balls off, oh! and my personal favorite, final exams!

Not good enough reasons to wake up every morning? Are you still not feeling it? Are you still not as holly jolly as everyone around you seems to be?

Well, I bet I can help you with that. After all, that's the whole point of this book! Every morning that you wake up feeling like absolute crap and/or are in the mood for murder, just tune on in and read the stupid, inspirational bullshit that I'm here to shove down your throat.

What? You're not into those stupid-ass inspirational things you read online? Well guess what. I'm not either.

So, I've decided to throw in some comedic shit along with the usual inspirational-mind-fuckery. If you aren't already filled to the brim with holiday cheer, trust me, by the end of this book, you'll feel the exact same. Really, I'm just here to have some fun, but please, do read and enjoy.

(P.S. I'm not here to offend anyone, but if you do get offended easily, please, by all means, just walk out the back door.)