" If I put my dick in a shushy, would it get frost bite? Would I have to go to the hospital to get my dick chopped off?"
" if she breathes, she's a thot"
" tf is tic tok and why does it exist?"
"Why do people cosplay as me?"
"How can I time travel?"
"How can I get 'thicc'?"
"Why do people say I look like a school shooter? U idiot, I'm not wasting bullets on kids lol"
" once again, I want my dick in a slushy"
"WHY CANT MY DICK GO IN A SLUSHY?!?!"
" oh, I know what tik tok is now"
" I decided I don't like tik tok"
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J.D.'s inner thoughts and feelings
Fanficit's rough being a straight white sociopathic male
