Sorry but the princess is in another... game?

Prologue

It had been about a month since the prank that the plumber pulled on the king had went down. But they still never heard the end of Peach screaming and hollering like some crazed ex. It got to the point where they contacted the king and begged him to kidnap her to satisfy her ego.

Of course, the king being with someone more tolerable than Peach, refused as he was having fun with his elf. But, he bore no ill will to the plumbers. In fact, he even invited them to dinner to celebrate. But it didn't take long for the plumbers to get to the point.

Mario- "please! I'm-a begging you. Take her away. Her complaining
is-a driving me crazy."

(Y/n)- "no way. I'm actually at peace for once. Thank you so much for bringing Link here."

Mario- "What does-a he have that-a she doesn't?"

Luigi- "a dick."

Mario has an epiphany.

Mario- "it's-a because he's a man isn't it?!"

(Y/n)- "what? No, it's because he's got the qualities of a girl but isn't a massive bitch. You know, the opposite of Peach."

Luigi- "are-a you gay?"

(Y/n)- "that's a matter of interpretation. Do you find this arousing?"

He snaps his fingers and Link walks out of the chamber door in his gerudo cross dressing attire. His figure was on full display for them to see, and his face made him look all the more feminine. Mario and Luigi could only stare at him as he walks to the king's side.

Mario- "maybe a little... or a lot..."

(Y/n)- "seeing what you've seen, let me ask you. Are you gay?"

Luigi- "you've-a made your point. I suppose it's-a not gay when-a we do it."

The king laughs and that leads to the plumbers laughing as well.

(Y/n)- "I'll drink to that!"

He raises his cup. Mario and Luigi do the same and all drink from it.

(Y/n)- "I'm glad we came to an understanding."

Mario- "us-a too. You're a pretty cool guy."

(Y/n)- "oh, come on. I ain't that cool."

Luigi- "no really, you're a lot better than that princess."

(Y/n)- "thanks."

Link snakes his arms around his king's. Getting the message, he urges the plumbers out.

(Y/n)- "you two better get going. He's a little antsy right now so better I deal with it now than it get worse."

Mario- "ok, I understand."

(Y/n)- "lakitu will carry you to your world. He's outside right now."

Luigi- "thank you."

The two of them left. The king look into the yearning eyes of his elf.

(Y/n)- "go freshen up however you'd like. I'll been there soon."

He nods and winks, bringing a smile to the king's face.

Peach's castle

Peach- "well?!"

Mario- "he's umm....Not interested."

Peach- "UGH! How dare he! Reject me?! ME?! Daisy? I understand. Rosalina? Maybe he's never seen her before. BUT ME?! THAT is unforgivable!"

Luigi whispers to Mario.