"You need some milk!" Sero throws a carton of milk at Bakugo.
"YOU need some HELP!" Bakugo throws Dio at Deku.
"What did I doooo!" Deku screams as Dio comes tumbling on top of him.
"And I oop," Todoroki acts like a VSCO.
"Sksksksksksksks,"Kaminari yeets himself out of a spaceship.
"What the fudge?!" Sero yells.
"Hey, thanks for checking in...I'm still a piece of GaRbAge~" Kaminari sings.
"Heyooooooooooo! I want a marshmallow!" the pervy grape demands add he throws marshmallows everywhere.
"Go die in a hole you evil raisin!" Momo screeches.
UwU OwO x4, " Deku says before having a sugar crash from eating too much chocolate.
"Go eat some broccoli or cinnamon rolls! " Bakugo yells at Deku.
"OMG, that's CaNnIbAlIsM!" Todoroki gasps.
"Who wants to go bee watching?!" All Mights asks as he jumps out of a window.
"Stahp...get some help," Aizawa yawns. " You also have detention.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"Present Mic throws a bee at All Might.
"Nuuuuuu!" All Might and Deku both cry.
"I yeeted dad off the moon," Dabi jumps threw the wall.
"How do you say tortilla in Spanish?"Kirishima asks. Kaminari electrocutes himself.
"I'm gay," Todoroki dabs.
"And everyone in this area was entirely straight," Dio whisper-yelled. Everyone looks at him with a glare. "Just kidding."
"Fudge you!" Bakugo yells, pointing at Todoroki.
"Fudge you!" he points at Kaminari.
"Especially fudge you!" he points at Deku.
"('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ') I cri," Deku cries.
"Ur ugly, so fudge you too!" Bakugo points at the perverted grape-raisin thing.
"Deku, you're sugar!" Mina screams.
"Todoroki, you're spice!" Momo joins in.
"And Bakugo...you're um, everything nice???" they questioned.
"Ya'll die! Go fudging die!" Bakugo screams while running around.
"Ya'll ain't a word, " Kaminari says stupidly.
"Shut up, big dumb," Sero slips in a puddle of Mina's acid.
"But it turns out that it was not Sero, but I, DIO!" Dio melts.
"Nuuu!" Dio-trash cries.
"And I oop," Todoroki throws a hydro flask at Endeavor.
And then Mineta dies.
THE END! (Made with PhantomFuchsbau )
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