Oh wow, the years almost over. Let us take the time to reminisce and see some of the stupid stuff I said this year.
" regret decisions..."
"Try me-"
"I'm finna slap you."
"z o o m"
"T h a n k"
"*sad cri*"
"Don't mind me, I'm just crawlin' my crawl."
"Henlo I smell beesechurger, yes?"
"le gasp"
"Wait, ain't that illegal?"
"I would like to melt into the floor right now, and given the current temperature, I'd say there's a high likelihood of that happening."
"Please don't-"
"y e s"
"ew a hater"
"You spelled it wrong, so therefore you're wrong."
"Learn to spell before you talk to me."
"The Grammar Police have arrived to report you have violated the law. Stop!"
"*some random fact about animals*"
"*starts singing Africa by Toto*"
"Neato Cheeto!"
"Do you have a life?"
"*yelling about how I lost the race by .2 seconds*"
"He be sad boi."
"McPancakes."
"I require assistance."
"..."
"I gots 69 cents-"
"*randomly singing Pollyanna*"
"Sweet merciful Christ! Why'd I think this was a good idea?"
"6×3!"
"E-Y-E-S is e-yes."
"That's boosh."
"I'm 14 with the voice of a squeak toy and the stature of a garden gnome."
That's all, folks! 2019 has been a great year, and we've gone so far. Thanks to all of you who take the time out of your day to read my stories. It makes my day whenever one of you wonderful people like one of my chapters, or leave a comment on my message board. Know that no matter who you are, where you are, or what you're going through, I love and appreciate you for who you are. Never stop being amazing.
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