consequences ᵇᵗˢ ᵖᵒˡʸ

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Joon has changed the group name to 'hoes'

Hobi: what the fuck?
I'm not one of your
Hoes

Taebear: hoes and boats

Gi: I'm going to
Ignore him and don't
Call me or Minnie a hoe

Joon: everyone is my hoe

Jk: I dislike you

Joon: that's only because
Of the sexual tension

Jin: there is nothing
Of the sort and if I
Figure out you're
Messaging our betas
I will beat you up!

Hobi: though I agree I
Think you're just being jelly
Bc you're in rut

Jiminie: Namjoon you
Only have two hoes
And if you dare talk to
Anyone else I will circumcise you

Jk: hahahahahaa
You have an
Uncircumcised penis

Jin: So do I and you weren't
Complaining one bit

Taebear: everyone here
Has gotten grossly
Comfortable

Gi:  and that I can
Agree with you on

Joon: we be spitting facts

Hobi: you're so childish
Stfu

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Namjoon flopped over onto his tummy and rubbed his temples. This was the eighth puzzle he was doing today, but the other two loved them for some godforsaken reason. "For fuck's sake who buys a puzzle and it's just a solid color?" He asked staring in disbelief at the red square they were trying to build. Jimin shrugs persistently trying to make a certain piece fit despite the pieces clearly not going together.

Yoongi growls at Namjoon and chucks a piece at his face. "You're not helping that's why it's taking so long we said after we finish this puzzle we will play a game you want," the eldest of them said making Namjoon roll his eyes so far that he was sure he could see his brain. It was a solid square of the color red he didn't even know where to start with fixing the thing. "Ok but I can pick whatever game I want," he said trying to put pieces together. "Yeah yeah, whatever" Jimin said actually getting a few pieces together.

Namjoon stared at Jimin for a moment. Watching how the natural light from the window made his hair glow and how his soft tanned skin glittered. He couldn't help but be mushy when it came to his beauty. "I love you," he said tucking a piece of hair behind his ear causing the boy's eyes to flicker up at him with a twinkle as he grinned. "I love you too," he said looking down at the puzzle with the same blush.

"Well geez, I guess I'm chopped liver" Yoongi grumbled sipping on his cola. "I love you too Yoonieeeee" Jimin began to sing and wallow all over him in his seat on the floor. Jimin managed to fit himself onto Yoongi's lap and sighed in contentment when the older omega wrapped his arms around him and rested his head on his shoulder. They both looked up at the sound of a camera snapshot sound. Namjoon looked at them sheepishly and put away his phone. "Sorry but you both looked so cute and I had to rub it in Hoseok's face that I have the best mates in the world" he explained causing Yoongi to roll his eyes and kiss Jimin's cheek. "I guess Jimin is the only one who loves me so I'm only cooking for my Minnie from now on" he declared watching the soul leave Namjoon's body.

"He can still cook" Jimin deadpanned. "Yeah if fried eggs and macaroni and cheese counts," the eldest said raising an eyebrow at the alpha who scooted closer and pecked his cheek. "Please I love you don't abandon me" he pouted and the omega giggled and kissed his chin. "Ok but only if we get to do one more puzzle" he bargained watching the soul that was barely attached to him fly away for a second time that morning.