Dear Dunbar,
Liam, you aren't a star Lacrosse player so calm down. There has to be at least one person on the team that plays better than you, don't get too full of yourself now Dunbar.
No, my mother hasn't even spoken of you every since you left, but she's kinda hinted that we're having money problems. She hasn't exactly came out and said, 'Hey Saffron, were having money troubles'. However, the other day I asked her for something and she replied with 'I don't have any money to waste right now' and that basically told me she didn't have it at all.
I miss you more Liam.
My morning breath isn't that bad Dunbar, yours is way worse.
You know I'd never ever betray you and talk to someone else. Stop talking reckless ugly.
Also, just to clarify I am not drowning in the bestiary I'm waist deep in it. It's not an obsession Dunbar!
My grades are actually looking pretty amazing right now. I deserve a gift from you :(
Love, Saffron
