Dear Dunbar,
Please do catch a flight here, so we can enjoy some time together.
I happen to believe in Werewolves, Banshees and all that crap. So come and try to touch my bestiary and I will without a doubt remove both your hands with a kitchen knife. Try me Dunbar.
Anyway, today in trigonometry some dude on the lacrosse team (I always forget his name) was talking about you. These are the specific words he said,
Liam was always so full of himself. I'm happy that dipshit got kicked out
So me being the bad ass I am got up and defended you. Which ended with me getting kicked out of class for Dunbar. I deserve an applause.
ILY2
Love, Saffron
