Children of Rock

Two Times Ned Saved Dewey and One Time Dewey saved Ned.

(AN/ okay this might suck but I wrote it at 2 am so give me support for the suckyness you are about to witness.)
TW: Patty's a prick.)

"FUCK NED CALL THE FUCKING POLICE OR THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OR THE FUCKING MOB FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
     It was one in the goddamn morning for Gods sake. Ned woke up. Something smelt..off. He smelt smoke. He ran downstairs, cursing under his breath.
"Dewey...I say this with kindness but WHAT THE HELL!? Why is the kitchen on fire?!" He was already shaking. Dewey put his hands up. "Look! I can explain!" He sighed. "I put the microwave popcorn in and-" Ned cut him off. "You idiot. The popcorn is supposed to come OUT of the bag" Dewey shook his head. "Not the point. ANYway.. I put it in too long and now the kitchens on fire! And the worst part is I won't even get a snack!!" Ned almost died of pure stupidity right then and there. He started extinguishing the kitchen. Finally he got the whole fire put out. " You're lucky I woke up." He was cleaning up the remaining white stuff so Patty didn't see (😏😏😏) "I'm gonna go try to get some sleep after this traumatic experience." Dewey smirked at him. "Thank you my night in shining armor!" He fanned himself dramatically.
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           The phone rang and Ned answered it. "Oh. Dewey..hey!" He smiled. He was a bit scared of why Dewey would call him now. It was practically midnight. When he responded, he sounded drunk. "Pick me upppp.." he slurred. "Dewey..what the HE-..never mind, are you okay?" He sounded like he'd been crying.
             Dewey choked up. "..got in a fight...some guy called me..tranny.." Ned got in the car and drove to the bar. He waited for Dewey, who came out a stumbling, bruised up mess. Ned hugged him as he started to cry. "Dude. Look at me. You are valid. And awesome. Anyone who says otherwise can stick it up their ass!" He smiled.
             Dewey melted into the hug. "Ned, h-how do you put up with me?" Ned laughed. "More Zanix than prescribed and a lot of freaking love." He smiled. Dewey hugged him as Ned froze. Patty was calling.
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Ned held in sobs. He had to stay quiet or Patty would wake up. He was a shaky mess. He hid in the bathroom, resisting the urge to swallow the whole bottle of Advil near him.
         Dewey knocked. Ned tensed up. "D-Dewey ?" He had the pills in hand. Dewey just hugged him, yeeting the pills out of his hand. "Please Ned, Don't.." Ned nodded. "Patty hit me and I'm really scared. We got in a huge fight and she gave me a black eye." Dewey had the look of murder in his eyes. "IM kicking her out" And he did, Ned clinging onto him the whole time. They didn't realize it but they were holding hands. Ned looked down. "That's.." Dewey laughed. "Kinda gay..." they both blushed.
(Shit I tried to make something straight but-)