Darwin's Dad Jokes.

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Darwin: oh boi this is gonna be greatPetey: why are they looking at me?!?Dog Man: LolYolay: My ears are sensitive to dad jokes and horrible puns!!Me: well tough lol (I guess I'm in this now, huh?)Li'l Petey: Papa does tell bad jokes all the time

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Darwin: oh boi this is gonna be great
Petey: why are they looking at me?!?
Dog Man: Lol
Yolay: My ears are sensitive to dad jokes and horrible puns!!
Me: well tough lol (I guess I'm in this now, huh?)
Li'l Petey: Papa does tell bad jokes all the time..
Petey: *blushing a bit* I do NOT!
Darwin: well let's see if you know any of these *grabs a book that totally isn't me searching bad jokes online*
Sarah: how can we keep an eye on everyone?
Me: well, Petey and Dog Man are holding hands and... why doesn't everyone?
Chief: ha ha no thanks-
Sarah: *gives him a look*
Chief: *nervous sweating*
Everyone but Darwin: *putting hands on top of hands*
Darwin: we all ready?
Chief and Dog Man: *stacking hands fight*
Yolay: AHEM.
Chief and Dog Man: *immediately stops*
Me: that's better.
Darwin: okay.. let's get to it.. *opens google tab-I mean book page*
Also Darwin: ok.. so.. 'the fan said 'Bad Jokes? I'm a Fan of That'
Chief: pfft..
Petey: -_-
Yolay: ok that was an obvious.
Me: like c'mon.
Darwin: ok.. next.. *scrolls down page*
Also Darwin: 'Why is the base ball getting bigger and bigger? I thought. Then it hit me'
Me: *laughs a bit*
Sarah: I've heard that before.
Dog Man: ok- that was a bit funnier then the last one..
Petey: I'm still not amused.
Li'l Petey: that person must be dumb.
Darwin: yeah, VERY dumb! Anyway.. next! *turns page*
Also Darwin: '2 guys walk into a bar. The third on ducks'
Petey: *trying not to laugh*
Yolay: *laughing a bit*
Chief: I wanna be the third one.
Li'l Petey: I don't get it.
Dog Man: me neither.
Me: really?!? The jokes get better and better!
Darwin: last one.. *scrolls down*
Also Darwin: 'Don't interrupt anyone working on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.'
Petey: —__—
Me: I'm with you there Petey.
Yolay: I think I need ear surgery.
Dog Man: hello! Kids alert!
Li'l Petey: well that doesn't make sense, because you interrupt them and they give you a puzzle?
Sarah: oh thank god he doesn't know what it means.
Darwin: one last one?
Me: ugh fine make it good
Darwin: *sees one* oh yes I will.. also 80-hd cover the kid's ears..
Petey: that wasn't aloud!!
Darwin: yeah its not his age group.
Dog Man: NO WHY
Me: ok I'm a wrong person tell us it
Darwin: ok.. 'It's Halloween and there are two guys. One of them is a vampire. "Hey" said the other "A vampire suits you" the vampire says "thanks?" Then the guys says "My brother said you are a good sucker"'
Me: WHAT THE F-
Petey: OK NOW JUST WAIT A SECOND HERE-
Yolay: I don't get it.
Dog Man: DARWIN!!! WHY?!?
Li'l Petey: what-
Chief: *sweating really hard*
Dog Man: Yolay, good thing you don't get it.

Me: well! Darwin is in trouble now.. and this was very fun to write too. If you don't get the last joke then don't bother asking. It's wrong.

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