Horror Shorts

Surprise!

My friend screamed when I told him this story. And I hope so will you.

So, this happened when I was a kid.
My parents took me out to the park and I was just minding my own business, playing, laughing, having a good ole'time all by myself.

I saw this puddle near where my parents sat and my kid brain went like, "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!".

And thats what I did.

I reared back, and took off on a running leap, landing straight into the part where most of the water was collected.

I made this huge splash and was proud as heck of it.

Except... it smelled funny. The water smelled... funny.

My mom and dad ran towards me, yelling something about "urine"...

I didn't know the meaning of the word, so kid me just stood there confused, covered in pee.
That wasn't mine.