*Random drinks poof out of nowhere*
Petey (horse): where did these drinks come from?
Lilpetey: they come the sky!
Petey (horse): No kid that's kind-
*Drink just clunks Petey in his forehead*
Petey: WHY I DIDN'T DO- oh Im better
Dogman: *Walks in chugging on a sprite*
*Everyone stares at Dogman like they saw a ghost*
Dogman: WuT!?
____________________________________________________________________________________
~LATER ON~
Dogman: Petey...
Petey: Yeah wuts up?
Dogman: I'm sorry...
Petey: For wut?
Dogman: This dare....
Petey: What's the dare, it doesn't sou-
Dogman: YOU GOTTA STAY OF YOUR CATNIP FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK...
Petey: ( FUCK DIS SHIT I'M OUT, NOPE, FUCK DIS SHIT I'M OUT, NO THANKS, DON'T MIND ME, I DON'T REALLY CARE, CAS I'MA GET DA FUCK UP OUTTA....
Poor Petey....
YOU ARE READING
Ask or dare Dogmanx Gacha life edition!!!
FanficMe irl: Welcome to... Willow: DOGMAN X GACHA LIFE EDITION!!!! Me irl: Willow, you stole my line. AND you said it wrong. Dogman: JUST COME ON!! Willow and Me irl: OK!! Willow: Dogman and a TAD BIT of Gacha life.... edition... yay Dogman: Now you...