You Date Her You Date Me(besties book)

Derp?

Valeria P.O.V

I start to read off the list of "inpirational" words on a cough drop wrapper(have a bad cough) its first hour math! I really like this class too.

Inspire envy

Keep your chin up

Dust off and get up

Conquer today

Its yours for the taking

These lists make me laugh so hard I usually fall off my stool in math. My friend has turned my mind to make things sound dirty sometimes. And cough drops aren't helping with that part of my head. Think about it if you understand.

I'm with Blake, Lana, and Derp. Oh Derp is such a random dude he started to do the dubstep and I swear I thought he was dying. Anyways Derp is a smallish guy with blond hair that sticks up a little and has eyes. He the kind of guy who is obsessed with mustaches! Blake is a cool guy who has brown wavy hair and is kinda curly in the back of his head. He's super obsessed with the hunger games and we have lots of laughs.

Blake starts to die of laughter of these cough drops! He always does... Oh Blake.

Derp P.O.V

"WANT TO SEE MY DUBSTEP YOU GUYS?" I said so that Blake, Lana, and Valeria could hear me loud and clear. Mustaches! What the heck brain? Why are you thinking of mustaches now?!? Awkward moment. I come back to reality and hear Blake's stool scraping the floor and him cheering yes! I then fall on the floor and do my dubstep. Which is mostly me having a seizure! People enjoy it, these are my people! Narwhals! AGAIN BRAIN GOSH WEIRD!

Blake P.O.V

I look down on the floor, there he is. Oh Derp. Derps dubstep looks like a huger games on fast forward like chimpmunks. I look at Lana she is laughing like an old man her laugh always makes me laugh!

Valeria P.O.V

Haha this is so much fun!!! Derp is like dying on the floor!!! If he dies what going to happen?

3 min later

Lana P.O.V

Oh my gosh Derp are you ok? "Valeria call the ambulance!" oh Derp what did you get yourself into?

((authors message: IK it's short sorry this is for my bestie! We r going to Erebus today scary!xoxo keep reading!))