Shrek's POV
Yay! It was finally the weekend. I'd got a text from Shaggy asking me if I'd like to go to a movie, but I had to go somewhere with my cousins, the Teletubbies, and my stepmom, Karen. Their father, Donald Trump, dropped us off at Didney. None of us could agree on where to go first.
Tinky-Winky wanted to go on a roller coaster.
Dipsy wanted to check out a food place.
Laa-Laa wanted to go in the haunted house.
Po wanted to go home. Dumb motherf***er.
Seriously, Po f***ed my mom.
Anyways, we all decided to check out the hotel. The hotel room was apparently not to my stepmom's liking.
She yelled at the guy at the desk.
He turned out to be the manager.
We got kicked out of Didney.
Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, and Laa-Laa were upset. Karen was fuming. Po was happy. Sun Baby had to pick us again.
I decided to ask Shaggy if he was still up to a movie.
He said he'd gone with Goku...
T a r g e t a c q u i r e d
Even I don't know what's happening at this point.
Holy Lord and Savior, please forgive me, for I have sinned greatly.
Anyways, just incase I don't update before then, merry Christmas! And if you don't celebrate, happy holidays!
(But I'll most likely update because I don't have a life-)
