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S h r e k × S h a g g y
But like holy crap this got over 300 reads I'm shooketh ;-;
Well I guess the people of WattPad enjoy nightmare fuel, so nightmare fuel they shall receive. E n j o y
Also! Happy late Valentine's day, that's my valentines to everybody reading this
Shrek's POV
Everything was going smoothly with me and Shaggy. It had been about a week since our date. Couple people who'd hit on Shaggy, so a bit of murder here and there, but that's completely normal. I totally haven't turned into a yandere psycho.
Everything was going smoothly that is.
Until they showed up.
The FBI.
Why were they at our school? I thought Mr. Millis had stopped hitting on minors!
"We've come to take that scraggly, lanky blond kid. In the back." One of the men pointed at Shaggy. "Mr. Norville Rogers, please, come with us."
"Zoinks, like, for what, man?"
"You're a danger to society, Mr. Rogers. This planet is not prepared for you're inhuman powers."
"Like, you'll never take me alive!" Shaggy jumped out of the open window at a speed beyond comprehension. He was right, the government probably wouldn't take him alive.
But I knew someone who could.
Cliffhanger I guess :0
E n j o y t h a t, sorry it was a bit short though
