~Number Five x reader~

~Luther never understands~

You lay on the bed half asleep as five explains the whole 'apocalypse' thing.

"And the worst part was.... Finding your body's" five says looks at Luther

He just stays quiet "we died?"

"Yup horrible deaths to, the worst one I saw was y/n's... Her clothes where ripped and she had theses cuts all over her.."

Five then looks over to you and grabs your hand, laying on your stomach

Luther just sighs "so how long do we have left?"

"We'll it's been a couple of days already so about 4 days and 7 hours" Luther smiles at you and nods

"Sooo. Um five I have something to tell you aswell..." "Go on"

He looks at you and sighs "y/n and Diego um... How do I put this, after you left dad kinda.... Married them"

Five gets off of you "what!"

"It was arranged! Diego took care of her after you left so dad thought it was an amazing idea"

Just then Diego bust in going towards five with a knife "you son of a bitch!"

Luther holds diego back as five gets up "well look who's just in time! Now tell me about this fucking marriage!!"

Diego doesn't listen and looks at Luther "they where at that shoot out at griddy's donuts and then at grumble brothers! And now he just killed one of my friends!"

"Diego calm down we can explain" you say trying to ease the situation the best you can, but five just gets up going closer to Diego

"Whatever like I give a shit, now tell me is it true!!"

Diego nods his head "of course it is, ever since you left I've been with her! And trust me she's way more happy with me then she is with you!!"

Five crushes his fist together and clicks his tongue

"Well at least I've had sex with her asshole" Diego loses his cool and tries to hit five but Luther blocks him

"Stop it both of you!! And five that wasn't consent with her so just shut up!" Luther says letting go of Diego

Diego rolls his eyes and grabs his keys "I'm going over there and killing those bastards! And I'm coming back for you five so don't you touch my wife!"

You wave goodbye to Diego as five clicks his tongue "good luck diego"

Luther sighs and sits back down holding his head as five sits back down next to you

"What a mess of things..."

You get up and put your jacket on "I'm going to the umbrella academy to find him..."

"Then I'm coming with you, I have to talk to you about this 'problem' anyways" five says getting up grabbing your arm

You push him away and sigh "for one's in my life five, I'm n-not gonna let you yell at me because of something I had no control of!"

Five scoffs and grabs your hand "don't you raise your voice at me y/n..."

Luther sees you flinch at his actions and gets up "leave her alone five"

"No! Just because I yelled at her 'husband' doesn't mean she can just be a bitch!"

You look at five and feel tears weal up in your eyes

But instead of crying you grab your arm back and punch him as hard as you can.

He stumble back into the bed as Luther looks up at you surprised