The room

Jeepers Creepers

I'm not much of a walker but hey, being stuck in a creepy forest really motivates you. You'd think there would be even a residence but there's nothi- " Hey Josh I think I see a house!" My mother exclaimed
Huh, so there is a house out here. Great, hopefully they have food. Or gas. Or both. I just hope there's someone who can help us cause these reeboks are horrible. The padding is awful. It feels like you're walking on glass. The plastic is constantly stabbing my foot and it's kind of pissing me off. Anyway, yes a house. The house was pretty cool. It was a log cabin really, with a few windows and a shed which was locked. The cabin was off the road, through the trees. Great, I'm gonna be walking on stubs pretty soon. As we approached I noti- "GROSS!" my mother yelled
It smelled like shit. Like, legit ament horse shit. Couldn't even express how bad it smelled except for the word shit. Oh, there's deers carcass on the ground. My mother was quite shocked. Right, she's a vegan. Well, this is akward. Her hand was covering her mouth, she was shivering as if there was a breeze. I have to say, I was grossed out. First time I've seen a dead carcass of an animal and I think I've been doing a great job of not vomi- "HEY GET OFF MY LAND!!" OH MY GOD how many thoughts are gonna get interrupted today! Anyway I turned around only to be face to face with an old man who coincidently smelled like the carcass beside me. He wore torn up jeans and a puke splattered tank top. Geez he's gross. Some of his teeth were missing and the rest black. I guess he's never heard of a toothbrush and bleach.