✨ Epithet Erased X Reader

🔫 Zora Salazar x Reader : Beginning

"Epithet Erased! Yeehaw!"

🔫 { Zora x Reader } 🔫

The sun meets the moon.

{ Tw : Strong Language }

Looking back at it now, you didn't know Zora that well, but holy shit- tonight you just did.

It was a co-worker, professional friendship as you both had met from working as an active member of Bliss Ocean-

"Howdy (Y/N)! You're late." Zora waved when you entered last and after her, slightly late due to traffic. But instead of apologizing to any of them, as there was no need to. you stayed silent.

Well, at least you showed up.

You don't have time for this shit.

You noticed the little electric gremlin Yoomtah Zing in the corner tutting you as you sat yourself down the huge round oval table. Already annoyed and tired of that little shit already, you sent a glare towards her way shut her up.

In which her response was to your liking, but only for a moment. She was frightened, only to grin again like a child, giggling and then throwing a raspberry your way. Only for a second it scared the rat.

"Salazar, Just because we're co-workers doesn't mean we're friends. Don't be so casual." You sighed at the beanpole.

"Oh? You recognize me~? Thought you couldn't see me." She raised her eyebrows at this, smirking.

"Of course I do. I memorize my co-workers, no matter how little the information, just a name is enough for me. So is appearance now that I know how you look like. Especially if they're a criminal like you.." You stated in a matter of fact manner.

"And yes, I can see you. I just don't look your way." You continued.

"Aw shucks. That hurts my poor ol' little ego~!" She said half heartedly, clutching her poncho where her heart is- or you see should be, if she had one- with a gloved hand. "You act like you're not a criminal either."

She was right.

"Though, what's this bravado all of a sudden?" She smirked. You were serious about it, but she took it up as a challenge. "This is my first time meetin' ya, I just always thought you were just a robot dressed as a human."

She forced out a laugh.
"Ya even sound like one too!"

"It isn't a sudden bravado. And I'm not a robot." You rebutted.

"Oh really? Mind testing that theory sweetheart?" She purred, reaching for something under her eagle-like poncho.

Quickly noticing, you got back up, pulling the hard plastic seat you sat on from under the table and defending yourself with it as a bang echoed across the room.

"I think the fuck not...!" You exclaimed. Using a foot to hop yourself off the ground along with the chair, becoming elevated enough, almost reaching the ceiling to to then kick the chair her way.

"Fuck!!" She screamed out after the chair hit her straight in the nose, clutching it as her nostrils spilled blood. She looked up at you as you stood on the table, your shadow hovering over her as she was sprawled across the floor. Immediately losing her cool.

"That was my nose you bi-!"

As you lifted an arm up and about to jump off the table, planning to body slam her without any mercy-