✨ Epithet Erased X Reader

🗡🔫 Percival 'Percy' King x Reader x Zora Salazar

"Epithet Erased! Have you always been taller than me Salazar?"

"Always have been, and always will babe!"

🗡 { Percival 'Percy' King x Reader x Zora Salazar } 🔫

"Oh honey~!!! I'm hooOOOooOoME!!!" A thud and slam of the door is heard as a feminine rough and gruff, deep and seductive voice shouts after kicking the door open

"Now give this lady some kisses!!" She begins as she practically throws her hat and poncho aside on the floor after closing it. Mud was all over it.

Zora noticed that across the room, Percy was off early from work today than expected, so it was high time you cuddled with her in bed by then. Waiting till your pistol-wielding lover joined in.

Though not like this..

You immediately scrunch your nose at the awful smell you then notice is mud filled the room. An eye immediately twitched and you felt yourself become quickly and slightly annoyed at the mud touching the floor you had. just. cleaned.

"First, take a shower and then you can cuddle with us!" You exclaim at the perpatrator who dared to dirty your floor!

"Ouch baby! that huuuurts! Why not?" Zora whines playfully, placing a hand over her heart dramatically.

"Because I said so." you deadpan.

"Aw, but you love cuddlin' with me after a long day!" She continues.

"I love cuddling with you even if you don't shower, but if you're covered in mud¿? No way Josè!" You make an x-cross with your arms after letting Percy go and sitting up on the bed.

"And that's why I reckon! There is a José!" Zora replies then sniffing the air and her eyes cast aside from yours and to a random spot of the room.

"I could smell that plumber was here earlier. It still reeks of cheese in the kitchen."

"But still babe! That bites! Ya' even told me before you'd hug me no matter what!" Zora retorted, then pointing at the blonde still holding you.

"Tell 'em Percy! You remember them saying that don't you?" she asks.

"So I join in and say- mayday! because (Y/N), your statement is contradicting a past one." Percy begins.

"What!?" You exclaim, jaw-dropping at her statement.

"I will confirm that yes, there was a Josè- as earlier you- (Y/N), had told me you just say hi to him before he came in to fix our kitchen sink for the day."

"Oh, that is true." You nod. She got you there.

"Sorry Josè," you mumble to yourself, closing your eyes as if it's a prayer to him from above, even though he already fixed the sink and left earlier. And he's still alive.

Percy then added. "-Oh but most importantly, you did say before you would hug her no matter what."

Your attention immediately whips back to the conversation at hand. "Come on! Percccc..! You're supposed to back me up on this!" You whine.

Percy laughs, Turning from you, to the mud covered cowgirl you both love so much.

"Though. I'm afraid (Y/N) is right Zora. They just did our laundry while we were both at work today. So the least we could do is not dirty the sheets...again." she adds.

"Pbbt. You're no fun." Zora said after blowing a raspberry at her cop lover and you especially.

"The law is fun if you follow it." Percy said with a smile.