Roblox Myths As Complete Fucking Jokes And Mistakes

Selozar meets his murderous siblings

District one, eleven, and six all mixed together on Petramia one day and alone went insane with power and Called them the districts
SELOZAR believed alone would go insane with power and would somehow wiped out half of his population

selozar was doing his job as a knight when suddenly two 9 and 10+ foot black statues phase through the ground in front of him t-posing while all of the Petramians were calm and happy and doing their own shit on this planet

"hello son, we are here to invade your planet and we will not not have any mercy and it's up to you to save everyone so you better fucking hide son" the tallest one said

"k" selozar replied and started unnaturally ascending to heaven (space??) because where tf else would he go when his planet was getting invaded by two guardians, one on each side because you can kill 100,000+ aliens with two black statues

therefore alone watched his every single citizen get slaughtered because his knight didnt do shit when it was obviously up to him

also alone almost died lol

alone grabbed a flipflop and dragged selozar by the ear, magically finding an escape tunnel and getting the remaining Petramians which were SELOZAR, alone, ULEANRA, milsuar (who died multiple times and always came back alive somewhere else) and someone unknown (which was probably Einin or Omen-)

any god there was said "sksksks fuck this shit" and left everyone so they were left with an insane alone

SELOZAR was then punished with the chancla on a different districts site (unless they stayed, I'm going off one thread here.)
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where I got this information for this nutshell :

I tried not to miss out on any detail even though it's a fucking joke