Roblox Myths As Complete Fucking Jokes And Mistakes

alone gets lost in a pet store (ft. Word Predict)

(Gore? It's described so I guess warning.)

Actual grammar, lol

Foxicate was taking Alone to a pet store to surprise Einin with a snake.
Foxicate knew it was a bad idea. He was going to get stormed and trampled by fangirls.

When they got there, they weren't being let in because alone had a weapon, none of us were humans, and Foxicate was a giant fox.
"Don't worry, my furry son has a muzzle." Alone said calmly, as if that was the problem here. Foxicate was harassed by furries before, he didn't want to be known as one.
"A furry? Okay- what are you? I'll call the police if that sword doesn't gO-" the man got cut off.

(GORE BELOW)

Foxicate blinked.
Alone just took something.
His life. Foxicate turned to look at the bloody sword torn through the now man's flesh, and grinned under his mask. He turned to examine it.
Alone twisted the sword around calmly and dug it deeper, then ripped it out, the sword and ground splattered in blood, organs wrapped around the sword. Alone was calm today.
(WORD PREDICT.) "Disgusting, I don't think you can still have it or whatever they say." Alone told Foxicate.
Alone then stuck his sword through the man's throat, twisting it, and hitting the chin as he ripped it out. Foxicate flinched as the organs were now stuck inside the man's torn throat and mouth. He sliced the inside of the man's mouth and took the sword out slowly, cutting the lips.

"I only did this because I wanted to see how these fleshbags would react. Let's hurry up and get back to The Districts." Alone darkly spoke once again. Why did his mood change like this, Foxicate wondered as he looked at the mangled corpse.

(END OF GORE)

The Fox and The Emperor then entered the building, people staring in horror as alone walked through with his blood splattered sword, pulling it out on anyone who came close and knocking out and/or breaking phones in people's hands.

"I'll go look for snakes, you go that way." Foxicate told Alone.

Foxicate couldn't help but wonder why Alone was staring at one sign.

Time Skip

The pet store was big. Foxicate didn't find any snakes on his side. He went to look for alone.

One Hour Later.

Foxicate heard some screaming every 5-10 minutes.
He couldn't find Alone either.

Was Alone was arrested? Could they clone him? Probably both of these answers were positive.

Then he saw blood.
And a door.
And a sign above the door.
"Cat Section!"
Oh no.

Fox opens and door and sees every single cage open but one, all cats out, Alone's sword leaning on the wall, and alone trying to picklock the last cage while being tackled by cats and kittens.
"WHAT ARE YOU D O I N G ?"

"I REQUIRE 26 OR MORE CATS."

"WHY?!"

"DO NOT QUESTION ME OR I'M DIVORCING YOUR MOTHER, WEATHER I LIKE IT OR NOT."

"THE CATS CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT AIR!"

"NEITHER COULD FOXES BUT LOOK AT YOU. I'LL GIVE THEM ASTRONAUT HELMETS!"

The last cat was out.

"HOLY MEAT JESUS- WE CAN'T DO THIS ALONE."

"YES YOU CAN."

"NO WE CAN'T."

(Rest is written by WORD PREDICT.)

Alone started picking up each cat and... then he said that I would be a a bit more involved with him but I gotta isn't that he bad.

Foxicate and Aezore sprinted out of the pet-store at night time to see y'all this weekend, each were holding 28 cats with their faces.

They forgot the snake for Einin.