Clumsy And He Loves It

3.More Kinks?

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POV MELANIE

I went back to my table not looking back.
Life is just not having it with me... I made a blowjob motion in front of a stranger, a very hot stranger I got to admit but a stranger none the less.

I sat down and looked at Amy, she seems about ready to faint from holding in her laughter.
I glared at her, something is wrong with her isn't she supposed to be my friend? Isn't she supposed to help me and tell me no one saw what happened and it could happen to everyone?

What the hell of course not, it's Amy.
I didn't even bother I just started to pack my stuff I am so done with this... Seriously fluff this.

Amy looked at me I'm sorry okay- laughter but like you should have seen your face more laughter.
I'm leaving A. call me if you need help

I turned around abruptly and bumped into someone AGAIN. This better be a joke. I felt something hot trickling down my blouse, my white blouse that now showed my lace bra. I looked up and directly into the grey blue eyes of the stranger.

No, this did not just happen. Once okay it can happen but twice ain't it. No seriously what in the actual fluff?

No, Mel, this isn't a goddam joke this is your life. I said calming myself down still staring into the eyes of the stranger.

And there I saw it again amusement. I looked down at his shirt and saw nothing. Not even the tiniest bit of coffee, he spilt it all over me and MY WHITE BLOUSE. Was this guy for real like doesn't he have fluffing eyes?

Are you fluffing kidding me?! My blouse is drenched with coffee and you look like you just fluffing got yours from the dry-cleaner.
Don't you have fluffing eyes? Like didn't you see me? I may not be as tall as you but I am not non-existent you fluffing prick!
I smacked my hand over my mouth, it was quiet you could have probably heard a needle drop. Oh my god... No, it just slipped I didn't mean to say that. I mean I meant it but he wasn't supposed to know what I thought.

I looked at him again this time there was no amusement but there seemed to be... coldness?
Listen here sweetheart you were the one that should have looked before you just turned around and walked right into me. I don't give a shit about your stupid blouse looked ugly to begin with... I like the bra better he winked and FLUFFING smirked.

That's it I put my hand out to slap that guy but it seemed like god hated me because he caught my hand before I even got that far.
"Stop that baby girl" Oh not only a masochist but also has a daddy kink, then again I say baby girl and I don't have a mommy kink but who knows, I am sure he does. Does that even work? I thought daddy was supposed to be the dominant one wanting to spank the baby boy or -girl. I mean I can find out.
Make me daddy I purred. I don't have daddy issues but I can play along I knew some stuff about it from Amy but also from books I've read.

Something sparked in his eyes... I can't tell what it is...
Oh, hell no if he thinks I am gonna do anything with him he is more delusional than I thought.

I just literally embarrassed him in front of the whole cafe and he looked as if he was ready to fuck me against a wall... keep on wishing pretty boy. I'm 23 and a virgin and that not because guys weren't interested, I'm quite good looking and very confident about it, maybe also a little narcissistic... but just a little bit.

No, I'm a virgin because I'm not about to get knocked up by accident just get a good fuck. Sorry honey but not with me, I heared my fair share of stories.

But I have kissed guys, even if I can count the amount on one hand. Actually, my first kiss was even with a girl.
My then best friend had the suspicion that I might not be interested in the guys from our class because I may be into girls. At that time it did make perfect sense so she said I could kiss her and find out.
I didn't feel anything it felt the same as when I had kissed a teddy to practise with her but some good did come out of it she found out that she indeed was into both genders, men and women.

The last time I saw her she was pretty happy with her girlfriend. I actually haven't talked to her in quite a while.

I snapped out of my thoughts when I felt a hand go around my waist.
If you want to get my attention this desperately, you could have just told me so you know, kitten?