Attack on Titan comes to life

Torture

3rd person POV

As the morning sun heats up the earth, a very crazy Hanji decided to take the baboons for a few experiments. As she strolled to the basement at 5:00 am, she notices a very tired looking Levi signing the last of his paper work. Walking closer Levi instantly shot her a tired glare. "What do you want now, shitty glasses?", aggravation evident in his voice. Hanji chuckles at the sight of Levi's messy hair but soon stopped knowing a tired Levi is easily pissed off. Chuckling nervously she held her hands up in defence " I was just about to give the baboons a new injection I invented, its supposed to give them actual tails if it works, if not it could disfigure their faces even more..." Hanji contemplates. Levi just waved her away, standing up and heading to his office.

~Lé time skip BC I made a nutella spread espresso 😆~ Fern POV

Laying in my comfy bed, I'm awaken by someone snoring...
Sitting up I see A.D snoring in the weirdest position ever 😪she had her dummy thick butt in the air with a snot bubble enlarging and decreasing from her nose. It was disgustang. After staring at her for a few minutes I notice RJ too, was staring at it. Looking at each other for a few minutes, we started to burst out laughing. After a brief silence we heard footsteps. We instantly jumped, RJ using her amazing shape shifting transformed into a dust bunny, while I use my invisibility and teleportation to teleport in front of the person with out being seen . Standing in front of the person RJ starts to use her powers to grow bigger, making the person jump, running to the   cleaning supplies closet...? The person turned around running strait into my invisible self, then it hit me, standing there I watch as the corporal hit RJ with windex.
Deactivating my powers I place my hand on the corporate shoulder, a dark aura enrolling the air. He turned feeling my aura he glared at me, not knowing, I glared back shattering his coposure . RJ shape shifted back to her usual self.

RJ POV (my treat)

As I stand behind the corporal I signal for Fern to calm down. Levi turned around and nearly shitted himself. I laughed, but it was short lived. Levi then grabbed us by the ears and dragged us. 'What the fish under coral kraken is this guy's problem!?' I thought to my self. Well we already got him pissed off so why not? "Hey Fern" I called out to my friend.
"Yeah?",she answered with confusion written all over her face. What I said next basically determined my death. " You know what they say, Life is short, but not as short as captain Levi!"we bursted out laughing allowing the tears of joy to stream down our faces. We were currently on the floor gasping for air, when Levi took us by the hair and took us to the Commander's office...

Will the two friends survive? Will Erwin also laugh at the joke!? Till next time no one knows...

Fern out~