Gonta's purity + Angie's demise

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stars: Have any of you seen Kokichi?

speaktomeandillslityourfuckingthroat: crying

PantaGod: No, I just could'nt find my panta.

stars: I no longer pity you.

bugs!: Gonta hears that there's a single bug on the campus! Does anyone want to join Gonta look for it?

speaktomeandillslityourfuckingthroat: dammit gonta you're too pure. sure why not?

stars: Can I come Makiroll?!

bugs!: Gonta thinks that Makiroll is a cute name! Can Gonta call Harukawa-san that??

speaktomeandillslityourfuckingthroat has changed their username to makiroll

makiroll: . . .

makiroll: yes..

Tojo-sama: May I be of your assianstance, Gokuhara-kun?

bugs!: Sorry Tojo-san! Gonta already has 3 people! But Gonta heard that Angie and Himiko requested something!

maaagic: oh yeah... i want some kool-aid... my mana is low...

Atua: Ah yes! Atua too wishes for some Kool-aid in his divine vessel! You can also use that as a sacrifice for my art!

chopin: Oh yeah.. that...

UltimateDefective: Don't remind me please.. I almost passed out.

chopin: Never again.

Atua: Also! Atua says that there is another way to sacrifice!

chopin: ?

Atua: Oh Atua! Save me from Kaede as I say this...

Atua: c u m.

chopin: WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND WEIRD BODILY FLUIDS

Atua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP SHE HAS FOUND ME!!!!! ATUA PLEASE

UltimateDefective: . . . Kaede wait there.

Atua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE GOING TO KNOCK MY DOOR DOWN.

*seen by 13 people 2:30pm*

Atua:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ATUA HELP ME!

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