merry bitchmas

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A/N: yes that title is a sander sides reference 

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Memekween: merry bitchmas everyone

Deadpool: Except the Russo brothers, they can burn in holiday hell

Captain frisbee: what the fridge

Witch bitch: PLSSS JUST SWEAR

Metal arm dude: seriously steve you used to swear all the time

Chaotic good: WAIT A MINUTE

Memekween: CAP USED TO SWEAR

Im smarter than iron man: my life as been destroyed 

Captain frisbee: Shhhh stop telling them things

Metal arm dude: never

Captain frisbee: I hate you

Metal arm dude: Love you too babe (these two things are actually things me and Max have said to each other, so thanks to Max for this dialogue idea I guess?)

Clint's babysitter: Clint got me a fucking stuffed animal spider

Arrowdude: she loves it

Clint's babysitter: I'm naming it Adrik cuz it means dark 

Chaotic good: Loki got me a kitten 

Ironcan: you are not keeping that

Greasy: Yes he is.

Ironcan: @pointbreak your brother is threatening me

Pointbreak: A growing boy needs a cat Stark! Just like he needs mead!

Angry shrek: Babe stop giving children alcohol please

Pointbreak: Only for you Bannerson

Pepper: Guys stfu and come to the kitchen for breakfast

Chaotic good: ON MY WAY

~Everyone is offline~

~Furry is online~

Furry: OKAY WHO THE FUCK GAVE ME A FURSUIT FOR CHRISTMAS



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