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A/N: im doing a lyric prank chapter, the top is the song im using

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Chaotic good: Look inside, look inside your tiny mind

Frisbee: What?

Chaotic good: then look a little bit harder

Ironcan: kid what is the meaning of this?

Chaotic good: 'cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired

Chaotic good: of all the hatred you harbor

Memekween: so you say it's not okay to be gay

Angry shrek: No one has said it's not okay to be gay Shuri.

Chaotic good: well I think you're just evil

Greasy: Well I am pretty evil, I have never said it is not okay to be gay.

Chaotic good: you're just some racist to who cant tie my laces

Greasy: Why would I tie your laces? And I'm not racist?

Memekween: your point of view is medieval

Pointbreak: Why yes, some would see Asgardian ways as medieval, I can assure we are not racist.

Chaotic good: Fuck you (fuck you), fuck you very, very much

Frisbee: PETER LANGUAGE

Memekween: cuz we hate what you do

Chaotic good: and we hate your whole crew

Memekween: so please don't stay in touch

Ironcan: are you guys mad at us or something?

Chaotic good: Fuck you (fuck you), fuck you very, very much

Memekween: cuz you words dont translate

Furry: Sister, our words can be easily translated into other languages.

Chaotic good: and it's getting quite late

Ironcan: Yes it is, so please just go to bed

Memekween: so please don't stay in touch

Metal arm dude: it is hard not to stay in touch when you keep texting at 3 AM

(I'm skipping verse two because this chapter is already longer than my usual ones)

Chaotic good: You say we need to go to war

Frisbee: No, we are not having another war.

Chaotic good: well you're already in one

I wanna be a bird: Kid, our civil war ended a long time ago, we are over that.

Memekween: cuz its people like you who need to get slew

Ironcan: That literally makes no sense?

Chaotic good: no one wants your opinion

Arrowdude: damn Peter go off

Chaotic good: Fuck you (fuck you), fuck you very, very much

Memekween: cuz we hate what you do

Chaotic good: and we hate your whole crew

Frisbee: LANGUAGE

Angry shrek: Wait are they going on an angry rant about the Avengers?

Memekween: so please don't stay in touch

Ironcan: Seriously are you guys mad at us?

Chaotic good: Fuck you (fuck you), fuck you very, very much

Memekween: cuz your words dont translate

Furry: Our words translate fine sister!

Chaotic good: and its getting quite late

Memekween: so please dont stay in touch

Ironcan: please be done now

Chaotic good: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

Memekween: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

Chaotic good: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

Frisbee: PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

Chaotic good: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT

Memekween: IT WAS SO OBVIOUS

Clint's babysitter: You guys got lyric pranked.

Furry: What?

Chaotic good: We wanted to see how you would react if we sent you a bunch of lyrics

Memekween: now Peter owns me ten bucks because you guys didn't notice

Furry: Shuri, mother says you are grounded.

Memekween: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Ironcan: You are grounded too, Peter!

Chaotic good: catch me if you can tin can!

~everyone is offline~

~Pepper is online~

Pepper: Why are there reports on the news about Spiderman showing up in Texas?

~Ironcan is online~

Ironcan: SO THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SHIT

Ironcan: I AM COMING FOR YOU

Pepper: Tony no.

Ironcan: Tony yes.

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