Briana walked out of her dads house. "what beautiful day" she thought. She burst into song while screaming French words such as bonjour
suddenly her wonderous voice awoke the by far worst OC you will ever meet, Liza Mary. She was wanted by all of the men within French south park. Even the most ugliest boy Cartman.
LIza had an infactuation with Briana, however to Liza's dismay. Briana was a furry, and was into those who were hairy. However since Liza was so perfect... she was not hairy at all to the point where was mauting her hair.
"Briana, my love." Liza called out, in a sing song voice. Briana stared at Liza with concern
"How did you escape the mental institution?" She asked, feling threatened.
"None to worry your pretty head about, since I am the most peretc person to ask this... Will you marry me?"
Briana kicked liza to the ground screaming bloody murder. "RAAAAPPPPEEE" She sprinted away from the crimescene leaving Liza getting surroned by worried, idiotic followers. Such as Stan Plays.
she ran into the woods without having any sense of direction, she just wanted tp be ri d of the psycho named Liza. She kept running until er lefs collapsed underneath her. She dramtcically fell to the ground and was panting 4 air.
when she heard howls of many hangry wolves she knew oit was the end, she started to recite shakespear to make her last words sounf physisoicL and no obe would know that she secretly ddnt know how to read.
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Briana And The Retard//CRACKFIC//DON'T READ THIS
RandomA beautiful lady named Briana gets kidnapped by Clyde and his little friends ?
