Briana dragged her sorry ass further into the woods after beung harrased by woolves. She was v=bkeedinh internallh whuch is where the bloos id suspposed to be so its fine.
she came across this huge ass castle, her trail of red made it more dramatic.
"Sweet, Lets commit breaking and enterinh> a crime!" She thought as she flew into the catsle.
"Belle, did you see that?! a shadow gasped which is weird becuase its a candle and fire doesnyt have a shadkw but its still a shadow.
"See what?" a voice croaked with the didtsnatce sonf of tick tocs beig made such as hit or miss
"Some bitch just flew in saying how she finna commit a cryme!" The shadow revealed itself to ve a candle (big schoker)
"Ryan, don't move she will see you!" A clock creature called out which is for some reason wearing a heart hairclip. Briana being not only being illertate but also apparenly deaf weny
"whos there..did i hear somethng?"
"yes u stuid hoe." Ryan said "can we fix the sellinh on this- u just did iy ag-stop messing up the spelling!"
"Must've been my imaginear\tion.." mumbled Briana as she grabbed walking, talking candle. Belle was shitting brocls.
"Ryan...Don't move.." She whisoered, ryan rolled their animaed eyes\
"Don't worry Belle this chick is blinnd and deaf, bet she wont notie." to Ryabs dismay Briana noticed.
"OH WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCKING MARY IS YOU" she slammed the candle on the ground extremly wuicky, Belle who panicked came ouyt.
"listen here, mate,. We dont take to kindly to unholy thoysd who like to break and ener ND THROW PEOPEL AROUND"
briana roundhouse kicked Belle off the table. a teacup who was frightened by thr nois, srayed perfetcly still.
"Calm down, ma'am this is a fan fiction made by a girl with nothung ebtter to do, then write a fanfiction of south park ocs for shits and giggles." Ryan explained. Belle facepalmed
"We arent ina fan fiction this ir in real life, Ryan. YOu dubass/." belle picked Ryan up.
"We are-" A roar came from up the castle. A teacup burst out fo tje cuboard and hid behind the two.
"FUCK OFF KATRINA I HOPE YOU GET SHATTERED" Belle yelled ay thw teacyup
"i-i didnt say anything" it shivered in utter fear. Ryan hugged the teacup in a protectuve manner. Briana who had been forgotten had disappereaf snf was looking for the source od te growl becuase remeber sje is a furry
while the twi agrued, Katrina te tea cuo followed aftwr Briana, shw hated agruments. Briana nesrly stepped on the little shit, she only noticed it bouncing.
"U-uh excuse me, excuse me."
"What do you wangt you tiny teacup."
"u-uh... can i come with you? i-i hate loud noises.." she quietly muumbled, Briana shurgged and thought what the hell, if she gets angry, she can take her anger out on the teacup and pelt it. she picked up the teachuo and stat it under her koala har which had been summoned for the sakw of this paaragraph
"So...Katrina...thats your name,...rhjt?" The teacup nodded in reposne. 'Why do obkext have names" briana asked
"w-we used t be human, but then our really hairy king-" briana grabbed the teacup.
"did you say HAIRY KIG" she busted a fat one over the thought s rich and haor king. Katrina nodded.
"he is a really perveted king though... he likes to stare at boobs." she shuttered,Briana continued to bast a fat one.
"tAKE ME TO HIMMMMM" Briana deamned, Katrina flinched but areed, tjw two begane to look dor the hair king
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Briana And The Retard//CRACKFIC//DON'T READ THIS
RandomA beautiful lady named Briana gets kidnapped by Clyde and his little friends ?
