Summary: okay so I had an idea but this is just a shit show And not even relevant to the song but oh well the song is funny and I think this story is pretty funny too so oh well
Richie: hey so guys
Richie shared a link: Everyone is Just a Little Gay
Bev: okay?
Stanley: ^
Bill: ^^
Mike: ^^^
Ben: Awe richie thanks for sharing :)
Bev: 🤦♀️
Richie: ^^^^
Stanley: Wha-
Ben: Wait oh yeah ^^^^^
Mike: How'd Eddie take it rich?
Eddie: gays are diseased
Bill: whose gonna tell him?
Stanley: I'm bilingual
Bill: not now sweetie the grownups are talking
Stanley: wow okay love you to babe
Mike: G U Y S
Bev: its quiet in here where did richie go?
Eddie: I'm a homophobe
Ben: but wait I thought
Bev: babe.
Mike: guys
Richie: but eddie..
Eddie: dont talk to me
Bill: I cant tell if this is a joke anymore tbh
Stanley: ^
Richie: eds...
Richie: I guess i didnt sucky ur ducky last night then did I?
Eddie: okay ew never say that again ur a gross gay boy
Stanley: ^
Richie: okay sorry
Bev: what the fuck
Ben: arent you guys like dating?
Bev: b e n
Stan: bill I already know what you are going to say so stop
Bill: can I sucky-
Bev: what is happening
Mike: guys
Mike: I walked in on richie and eddie yesterday
Eddie: gay = bad
Stanley: bleach your eyes now
Ben: I'm sorry mike
Bill: protip: lock the door next time
Mike: please
Bev: I-
Eddie: hey chee come over ;)
Bill: ...
Stanley: ...
Mike: ...
Ben: ...
Bev: ...
Eddie: that was meant for our private messages and on this day I have lost every ounce of dignity.
Eddie: gay is not okay me like tiddies
Mike: not what I saw
Richie: well mikey, I've taught you well.
Bev: Ben sweetie let's go
Ben: *gets popcorn*
Stanley: welp this had been a thing
Bill: why are you guys lowkey goals
Richie: Eddie I love you
Richie: I have very homosexual thoughts around you
Richie: very gey
Eddie: gross
Bev: I'm done
Stanley: ^
Bill: hey ben pass the popcorn
Richie: I like to eat spaghetti
Stanley: okay stop
Bill: I'll have to agree on that one
Eddie: richie stop kissing me
Richie: never
Mike: how did you get there so fast?
Stanley: ^
Bev: for the love of god stan stop
Richie: maybe I never left
Bill: but eddie told you to come over??
Eddie: he was in the kitchen tbh
Bev: what
Bev: also mike... why were you even there?
Mike: it was before I went to Ben's I was trying to gather up all yalls but just changed my mind when I saw unseeable things *shudder*
Mike: I was going to try stans house too but Bill's car was there and I didnt need another dose of bleach to the eyes.
Bev: well good thing you came over to Ben's after
Ben: HAHAHA WHAT NO
Richie: lol poor mike he's the only one who didnt get sum lmao
Mike: I never said that
Bev: WOAH OKAY
Eddie: can we PLEASE change the subject!?!
Richie: says you ;)
Stanley: get a room
Richie: we are in a room?
Bill: I'm with Eddie shut up no one wants to know
Stanley: ;)
Ben: oh. my. god. What are you guys even talking about
Bev: cover your ears babe
Mike: ANYWAY who want to hang tonight? Billy's joint.
Bill: hey now
Richie: your an allstar
Eddie: get off your phone chee
Bev: OKAY GUYS MOVE OUT EDDIE ONLY CALLS RICHIE THAT WHEN HE WANTS IT SO LETS GO
Eddie: what nooo
Richie: ;)
Eddie: cheese
Eddie: *cheee
Mike: ew yeah okay
Ben: wait okay so you are gay?
Bev: 🤦♀️
Stanley: Bill's house it is
(A/N this one was really fun to write sorry that it's all over the place and lowkey nasty I have weird humor)
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