Chapter2
Phil's p.o.v
A tall girl stood at the door. She was about 20, had bright orange hair, and dark brown eyes. so dark they looked unnatural (which they were), and was wearing an one direction top from a tour, that they had all signed, as well as with a 1d hair clip and bag. I could see she had a 1d phone case as well and some black skinny jeans. This made me shiver. I like most people, but not if you like 1D as much as her. I don't mind them, but if you go all out like that it just looks bad, and this girl had gone all out. For some reason I hate those people.
I don't know how Dan could know this person when he likes muse and so many other bands like that and I know he's the same person as me and would stay away from people like this unless he absolutely hast to.
"Dan, who is this?" I said, walking up behind him. "Because it's not the pizza guy..."
"Phil this is Lucy." Dan said. "We used to date" He said awkwardly.
"Hello Daniel" said the girl.
"Hi Lucy" Dan sighed.
"Who is this?" she said looking at me. "Your new boy toy I spouse"
"No, he's my new roommate Phil. Look, I'm sorry, I can't speak with you right now, and were kind of doing stuff, like avoiding you, and unpacking, so please, do go away and don't come back another time." Dan said then slammed the door in Lucy's face. All I could hear was her shouting "Open the door!"
All I could do was laugh. It was so funny "well done Dan" I said still laughing.
I held my belly and my head, as they hurt from all the laughing. Dan took a bow and I high fived him. I had only known this guy for a few hours but it was like we had been best friends for years, and then we herd another knock on the door. This time I looked through the peep hole, it was the pizza guy, so I quickly opened the door graded the pizza and payed.
"Thank you "I said and shut the door "So why did you break up with Lucy?" I asked curiously putting the pizza on the coffee table.
"1. Haven't you seen she is like obsessed with 1D" then we both chuckled
"2 .she spent half her money on orange hair die when she could have paid the rent at least once, and
3. She was a loony" Dan said stuffing his first slice in his mouth. This made me chuckle to myself as Dan hade pizza sauce all round his mouth.
"Dan you, erm, have a little something on your face" Dan became very bashful. Then wiped his face with his sleeve. I looked at the time
"Oh no "I said.
"What?"
"I said to my viewers on YouTube I would do a younow show in ten minutes"
"You're on YouTube?"
"Yeah, I just mess around for fun. You should be in one of my videos some time!" Dan smiled, and I left to set up my younow. Luckily, I got out my laptop earlier, and so just had to login.
A/n
I am such a slow writer so this took ages and again sorry about the spellings, also please check out @lizzybob2002 book and follow her. Also the same to Molly who is my editor @daniscertainlyonfire.
Sorry I forgot about this chapter.
Meliexxx
M/n
yo
I'm currently in Austria and lacking in the wireless internet department so sorry I haven't edited in a while. Also, sorry to any 1D super fans but seriously, what on earth is Lucy doing. I don't mind 1D, as a matter of fact I bought their movie [ironically] and it was better than I was expecting.
Au revoir
- Molly, your [ not so ] local meme
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