Hmm just some random things

Ew

You are so big and fat even that Donald trump and shrek can't compare to you so you go back to MCDONALDS and eat 26 Big Macs and when u get home ur poop is the size of Australia's Parliament House and bigger thanMount Everest u can't flush the toilet so u feed ur waste to shrek he gives you 777 dollars back in cash and says "you are fat" you feel so loved after this you leave later after eating shreks eyeballs and mud soup. Once you get home you lay down on the couch but then OMG PENNYWISE IS IN UR ROOM AAH!!!! So you shoot him in his dick and then shoot him in the face. You then proceed to watch him slowly cripple like how your granny did...... you go to sleep.

~time skip~

when you wake up after 9 hours of sleep you feel sad so you read fanfiction about Donald trump and you madly blush at the detail of the book. BUT THEN UR MUM WALKS IN AND YOUR MUM IS OBAMA!! She then steps aside to reveal ur dad SAnS !!!'

you then question them "why are you two here??"

Obama (ur mother): we are here to kill you once and for all >:)

sans: uses gay blasters and makes u scribble to dust.

the end like for part 2