salty 9 year old battle

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 me: Asenath and i are no friend we no family we no best friends we are stinky bottoms.


friend A: i do agree woth you


Friend B: DARCY IS A KILLER BIRB NOT A STINKY BOTTOM OMG ASENATH WE MUCH CLEAR ASHELY'S SEARCH HISTORY SO HE CANT FIND THE LAST ANIME EPSODE THAT HE IS ON


me: WE ALSO BE BIG HOE'S


 friend B: ASHIKEY IS A SKINKY ROBLOKS PLOYER TROLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLBITCH YOU GOTTA HIDE HER SHERCH HISTORY FOR 

HER.......................................................................................................................... HENTAI'S SAFTY

 ME: damnnn you big baboon mcdoanlds hairy weeb you have covid 19 with that mask of yours oh and dont forget those hairy legs that cant shine in the darkness so you will never be an anime protagonist hheeheheh oh and btw you watch hentai and I do not watch hentai i go to church while you sit miserable in your room all day eating those spicy potato chips while im over here praying to the lord so i can keep my virginity forever :) oh and dont forget that your scars arent cool but they are uncool.PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED THIS IS ALL FOR JOKES.


 FRIEND B: I've seen your search history. DON'T RUN. for I know the truth you stinky feet loveing furry, you love licking armpits lololol....... you pixe cut have'n ass bitch one v one me in minecraft you controler fetiish haveing ass bitch. I can and well beat yo as. ya reckon ya'll can beat my don't make me laugh bitch. for all ya'll be beginn for mercy. BE READY BITCH ASS CUNT. (/^<^)/


salty ass me lol: LOL you say that i cant make you laugh but i see you smiling under that ugly mask oh and i will 1 v 1 you on minecraft and if i die i will always come back until i get good because according to logic when you fight someone you get expirence so 1 v 1 ing me will actually be training me to get better so bruh you think your so tough YEH just because you and your orange hair is slightly intimidating it dosent mean that me and my useless facts wont make you cringe yeah ill 1 v 1 you with my cringe until you actaully die and there wont be any evidence that I killed you because you died from cringing so hard oh and what if im not smart enough to get you back with any good comebacks oh well then that dosent really matter due to the fact that i can still defend myself with my logic which is not going to make any sense for you so you will have to take extra more time to read this message because it dosent make any sense and because it is so long (thats what she said) yeah you would probably say something about me APPARENTLY HAVING A HENTAI STASH LOL that what chloe says because she keeps forcing me to watch hentai images which i feel uncomfy uwu oh and dont forget the part when I outsmart you because you will give up reading this message because it is so long so therefore you wont be able to come up with anything due to not reading the whole entire thing so yeah uwu oh and dont forget that you're older than me so therefore your going to die from old age sooner than me tehe uwu i bet that you have little tiny snowflake friends and you c=infact CANT defennd them because you fear of becoming a snowflake youre self so tehe i win now. :)

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