wait for it - finn wolfhard [2]

they're back

FRIDAY, THE 22nd OF NOVEMBER.

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DUMB AND DUMBER

mAya<3
hey finn

finn<3
hii

mAya<3
sorry i've been acting
all weird and distant

finn<3
no no it's okay you
had to help your friend

finn<3
speaking of, hows jean??

mAya<3
she's better now, but
we're still trying to
contact cameron

finn<3
god it's been ages since
we've last talked

mAya<3
yeah it feels like
months have passed

author
because it's quite
literally been months
sup everyone how
have you all been😔

finn<3
wh

mAya<3
so, anything new?

finn<3
nope, you?

mAya<3
oh just normally and
humanely talking to
strangers on omegle
asking them what they
think about coochie

finn<3
coochie-

mAya<3
connor and richie
you dirty minded ass😔

finn<3
i-

mAya<3
anyway someone
replied saying "love it,
love the texture. 10/10"

finn<3
maya-

mAya<3
what

mAya<3
like it's illegal🙄

finn<3
ANYWYA

mAya<3
oh also i saw a dick

finn<3
WHAT

mAya<3
it was on twitter i promise

finn<3
how does that
collectively make it
ANY better

mAya<3
it was shrek's dick

finn<3
thinking

mAya<3
thinking

mAya<3
does that make it any
better now?

finn<3
hm

finn<3
no

mAya<3
ok fine :(

mAya<3
we're still working on
your brithday party and

mAya<3
it's gonna be a surprise

finn<3
WHAR NO

finn<3
i hate surprises

finn<3
please do not do
that for me

mAya<3
SHHH don't try
to talk your way
out of this

mAya<3
jean replaced words
that might be connected
to the surprise with
"fuck off" so whenever
i say fuck off it'll actually
be a word related to ur bday

finn<3
hm okay

finn<3
anyway i watched
the king today

mAya<3
REALLY

finn<3
it was boring tho ngl

mAya<3
finn

finn<3
yeah?

mAya<3
fuck off

finn<3
OH is that like a
hint or something

mAya<3
no

finn<3
oh wait-
delivered!

PENISWISE SLUTS

finn<3
SOO guys

the chosen one
what

finn<3
my birthday :)

jae-jae
yeah no we're not
gonna spoil it for you

finn<3
damn it how did
she already-

luigi
giving us her number
was a bad idea

sMoCk wEeD
we were gonna contact
her either way it was just
the last digit switched

finn<3
oh about that

finn<3
our other number
neighbor is jeremy runner

mario ringwald
KEBFJSJDJS

mario ringwald
HOW DO YOU FEEL
JEREMY

germ runner
i wish i never joined
this chat

sMoCk wEeD
as u should☺️✨