hi i'm steve. i had just spawned in minecraft and i was looking for a tree to chop down. i found one and chopped it down. then i decided "let's go mining." so i went mining and went down one block and i realized "mining is boring," so i used hacks to spawn in diamonds, i made a diamond pickaxe and a a bunch of diamond hoes. i was going to go mine some bedrock with my diamond hoes and farm with my pickaxe when i saw the sun going down, i had to find shelter. i found a cave and went inside it when i saw 5 strange green penises. i realized that these might be these hecking "creepers" that everyone was talking about. i thought minecraft was overrated but i was still playing it. "yo, my fellow creepers, wanna blow up this noob steve?" one of the creepers asked. "yeah i do my bro creeper, this steve is ugly!" another one said. "ok i think we're settled, it's blow up time," said the first creeper. "yo wait sleepy creepies," said a giant creeper from behind him. it had gross electricity coming out of it but it was hot. i had a crush on it. "i'm kinda more OP then you, you're noobs compared to me," said the ugly electric creeper. "okay hecky becky!" all of the creepers bowed down. "i'm gonna do the blowing up of this noob steve. it's hideous," said the creeper. "follow me pet peeve steve," it said, i followed it and we went down to a deeper part of the cave. it was a room, there was a bed in it and the walls were obsidian. i had a bed in my inventory because i spawned it in with my hecking hacking skills. also known as commands that were on the screen for me to do. i didn't want to get blown up and lose my hard earned diamonds so i decided to flirt with the creeper. "what if i put my minecraft bed next to yours" i said to the creeper. "ok stevey;) ;);)" it said
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"so steve... wanna date you noob gamer" said the creeper. "yeah i'd frick a creeper" i said
