The wonderful time around Christmas. You're free of waking up before the sun is up to go to school and life is amazing. Your skin is clean, grades are great, your family is supportive. Christmas Eve is wrapping up as you're helping your family clean up after dinner. Your mom never gave you a hint at what your present might be. You were hoping for some albums or merch but you were in for a huge surprise.
"I'm sure you'll love it" your mom said.
That night you wish you had slept like a baby. Had a dream or two about pandas and Harry Styles. But suddenly you wake up. You look around and see nothing out of the normal. Your cat, Nyan, who was curled up in your feet, isn't there anymore. After thinking "nah, I'll just go back to sleep" and covering yourself with the comforter you hear a loud crASh and "yaAA KIM HONGJOO-" echo through the house. At this point you couldn't just ignore that and pretend it was the wind. It would be some crackhead wind too.
At first you were scared because there were, in fact, some strangers in your home. But then you took the baseball bat you had hiding under your pillow and slowly opened the door. You could hear bickering from the living room so you slowly approached. And then you saw them...
You saw them. Sitting next to the Christmas tree. Tied up?
8 boys. Men? Manly boys? Well one of them was buff as heck so... Two short ones, three long ones, one skinny and one so pretty oh god oh damn. Your mom and dad were arranging them around and at this point you couldn't believe who it was.
"WHY ARE ATEEZ IN OUR LIVING ROOM???????"
Everyone started screaming. Especially Mingi. San was loud too. But why was Jongho screaming in perfect notes?
"Peach, why are you awake? Did they wake you up? This should have been a surprise present. We were planning on wrapping them in wrapping paper and all that..."
Your dad just stood there making sure no one crawled away from the tree. Ateez didn't look like they were planning on going anywhere either so it's a win-win situation.
You did untie them and even though this was as illegal as can get you lived happily ever after because your parents bought you a huge house where all nine of you could spend your time together.
~The End~
