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My favourite Buffy speech is early season 7. The Scoobies and the Potentials have just come across their first ubervamp (turok han). They don't manage to kill it and Buffy is left battered and beat, listening to her friends talk about how they can't defeat it.

This is the original speech (from memory cause I'm a weirdo)

You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. We can't run. Can't hide. Can't pretend it's not the end cause it is. 

Something's always been there to try and destroy the world and we've beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore - we're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.

Buffy, I know you're... tired.

I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me.

We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. Well I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh we'll give 'em one. 

Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won't just face our worst fears - we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the first shows itself as it truly is. And I'll kill it myself.

There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us.

Any questions? 

So then I thought, I wonder what would happen if i put this into google translate...

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You are right for us because we do not know how to deal with it. We do not know when it will come. We cannot run. You cannot hide what cannot be the ultimate cause.

There is always something that you can try to destroy and destroy the world, but we have nothing to do with them - we fight with them. Evil. The most powerful first. 

Buffy, I know you're tired. 

I'm tired, scared. I am in the mouth of hell and I am completely destroyed. And it strangles me.

Aren't we ready? I am not ready. They think that we will always wait for the end. Well, did I expect an apocalypse? Oh we willAnyone who wants to run does this. Because I just became an army. I just declared war. From now on, we do not want only the worst fears - we will look for them. We will find them and immediately cut their hearts until they appear as they are. And I killed him.Only one on earth is stronger than evil, and we are.You have questions?

That was fun.