Donald Trump x reader

He looks at me

●(First Name)'s POV

I'm in a maid cafe drinking some vodka then I see a blonde guy in a maid outfit. "Hey honey" he says

I giggle high pitched and grab his hair. "Heyyyyy theeeeerrrreeeeeeee" I turn around still grabbing onto his hair. I here a ripping sound and see his hair in my hand. Ya start kissing it and whisper "Marry me Donald Duck!" While kissing the weave.

You two lived happily ever after~