Life After Marriage

Epilogue: Story of Qin & Xun

In Xiao Xian Zi's (下弦の咒*) concealed parlor with glittering lights.

下弦の咒 – the name of the author

Xiao Xian Zi: (purposefully portraying an elegant and dignified temperament) Let's give a warm welcome to our main character Qin Hao who took time out of his busy schedule to visit Mum for an extortion, er, an interview! Xiao Hao Hao~~~~~

Audience: (applause) clap clap clap...

Qin Hao: (shyly touched his head) Hello, everyone!

Xiao Xian Zi: I heard that Xiao Hao Hao is really popular in the novel! Congrats!

Qin Hao: (embarrassed) You're too kind! It's because of everyone's love! As long as everyone likes me, thank you everyone!

Xiao Xian Zi: (grinned evilly) I was originally gonna invite Su Xun too but she was shy. She would rather be knocked down by me than to come here. So, I wisely decided to knock her down and gave up. Then, I cleverly invited a special guest to assist me and that is —- Xia Ying! Welcome~

A certain Ying: (pretending to be gentle and virtuous) You're welcome! Everyone, clap harder! Enthusiastically clap! Cheerfully clap! I won't let everyone's expectations down!

Audience: (thunderous applause) clap clap clap...

Qin Hao: (wiping his sweat) How come I have such a bad feeling? Why is my back suddenly cold? Is it because the temperature of the AC is too low? Furthermore, why is her applause much louder than mine, the main character?! Unfair! This is unfair! I'm the main character! I protest!

Xiao Xian Zi: (ignoring Xiao Hao Hao) Xiao Ying, where's your little Ying? How come you didn't bring her here to play?

A certain Ying: (helpless) Sigh, you also know her daughter complex of a dad. Whenever he has the chance, he'll brainwash the little brat's brain to consolidate his position. So, I came here by myself! Moreover, the content of today's interview isn't suitable for children! It's better for kids to be a little more pure. Of course, I'm talking about right now... hehe...

Xiao Xian Zi and a certain Ying evilly and sinisterly smiled at Xiao Hao Hao.

Qin Hao: Why're your here? You know about my past with Su Xun?

A certain Ying: I don't know but I can weave stories! Isn't it just a love story...

Qin Hao: ...

Xiao Xian Zi: (clap clap) Okay, okay! Let's not waste any more time and start the interview! The style of today's interview will have Xiao Hao Hao mainly talk and Xiao Ying will supplement.

Qin Hao: (held his head struggling) She has nothing to do with this!! AH! AH! AH! Ah...

A certain Ying: Xiao Hao Hao, you'll start first or I do? Of course, I don't mind starting first but you should know that the level of my storytelling is that besides ***** is ***** or ******

Qin Hao: (pretending to be dead) ...

Xiao Xian Zi: (winked) Our Xiao Hao Hao is shy! Then let me ask you and have Xiao Ying supplement later. Xiao Hao Hao, how did you meet your senior sister Su Xun?

Qin Hao: (shy) At a club in college.

Xiao Xian Zi: What club?

Qin Hao: Taekwondo.

A certain Ying: No wonder why we were so compatible. It turns out she was also an undisclosed hidden man!

Audience: Are you sure that you really feel that way? You're playing us, right?