It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
“Argh” I cried in disgust as my cell vibrated and my message tone woke me from my deep sleep. Looking with sleepy eyes at the time on it I screamed in horror when I noticed it was five bloody am!
Opening the text that was from an unknown number I scowled
Morning sunshine
Whomever the F this is F off! I replied as I tried to bury my head in my pillow… I was having the best dream ever before being rudly woken up
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
That’s not very nice I don’t want to F off unless its with you ;)
Do you have any idea what time it is? Now be a sport and F off NOW!!!!
Turning my cell on silent, I shoved it under my pillow and tried my hardest to fall back to sleep. It was no good the bastard that thought they were funny had totally destroyed my zeds. Knowing there was no use lying in bed un able to sleep I got up and threw on my jogging clothes. I may as well do something to pass my time whilst the remainder of the household enjoyed their un interrupted sleep.
Smudge was waiting by the back door as I tied the laces on my joggers, he was wagging his bum…well having a screw tail made it a little hard to wag it… in anticipation for a walk with me.
Clipping him into his oversized harness and attaching the lead I took off with him at a slow jog up the street. Smidge and I enjoyed the fresh morning air and I laughed as he tried to stop and mark his territory on anything that didn’t move.
After being out for at least an hour we turned around and headed home. I planned to park my butt on the couch and watch movies alone for the next two days, I was in mourning before my dreaded first session of community service.
Half way home I felt my phone vibrating in my poicket and pulled it out. Another text from the mystery person was flashing on the screen
Nice morning for a jog hey;)
Looking around I tried to see if any one of the other joggers I recognised, but it wasn’t surprising that I did not. Hmmm…stalker much!
How would you know? I sent back
I was watching you and your pig
He is a dog you idiot
Really? Hmm looked like a pig to me
Imbocile come say it to my face! No one insulted my fat Smudge but me!... by now I was a little peeved.
First they admitted to watching me then they picked on my dog…holly hell what a douche bag!
LOL! Youre still as feisty I can tell
So you know me? Do I know you? I wanted to throttle the arse!
Yep and yep…but im not telling
Fine! Be a douche then see if I care!
Oh but you see…you do care!
