Bulbo teh bobbit : So thorin that sexy mf just told me that i shouldnt be here but i dont give a shit i get easily offended. So i wake up in the night suddenly and there is that mf bofur awake so imma tell him that i was boutta go to mai home bc those ew dwarves are not gae as i am and he replies with gud lucc!1!!🍀 🍀🍀🍀 So imma go but mai sord is shinin idk what the hella is dis elvish shit anywais teh terrain moves and we all fall into a huge asshole I got on 90° and fell off fightin' a smelly ass goblin then i fell off and.....
Thorin: whats dis shetti place wudafak Omg look at that fat ass goblin his chin is bigger than my dicc Goblin king : down down goblin town!1!1!1!!1 Mean whil other dwarvs create a ass excuse 4 not get killd o this fat ass just make me mad so im gonna gay him
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Goblin kincc: o yu are torin sonof trein king ander the mountain oh i remenber yu dont ave a mountain and you are not a kinc that makes you nobody imma call my frend azog he would pay so much for your dick Thorin: *TRIGGERED*
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So i got him to fuck off coz he mek mi angri
Weanwile
Bilbo fagins : omg what the hell is that thing doing to that gobiln wtf that thing is a retard wait a ring falls down omg imma take it *gollum goes in his swamp* Imma steal this ring wow so beautiful Wait my sord turns into normal again so that mf is not a goblin or a orc *gollum gae wants to fucc wit bagginses * EWW GET AWAI FROM ME I ONLY LIKE DWARF COCK NOT SMALL ASS THING DICCS STEI AWEI FROMMMI he wanna play scriu tat After plain that small ass realized that i have the ringg on my pocketses So imma run but what the hella the ring turns me invisible omg!!1;1!1 so imma run end i hear that mfs dwarves talking about me how am a coward tf so i came out and they be like triggered. Uat di fook
