Bilbo: i wake up from a long sleep and... there IS NO MORE DWARVES!
Wait are they gone????! Already damnit ok so i go follow him
I NEED TO FOLLOW HIM
IM GOING FOR AN ADVENTURE!1!!1
I SEE THEM ON THE PONIES HERE IS MY LOVE IM COMING!!1!1
We are gonna stay here in this shitty place seriously? I wanted to fuck thorin so well 😭😭😭
Nevermind they are eating what i can do for seduce his butt * i Grab thorin's arm *as he says What the hell?!? I kiss his softy lips and i started undressing him while others were eating as he stops me and places my hand on his dick so HOT!!! I cannot even breathe so i start licking his when They call thorin for dinner and ai be like WHAT THE FUCK so i go to eat too
.. Later on thorin grabs my hand and kisses it saying what is the bobbit doing here alone? with his sexy voice i get turned on easily so i say: erm nothing- nothing i was goin- he undressed me with force saying i know what were you doing! He slaps my butt violently as he takes his beautiful long cock from his pants he starts slipping his cock inside my ass i was so wet OMg i said And i cummed on his pants while he slapped my butt i said no more just for making him continue it was so good i enjoyed it so much but suddenly he stopped and he started saying WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING??? IM THORIN THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN, THE KING OF EREBOR THE ORC KILLER AND YOU??!? YOU ARE JUST A DUMB ASS FAGGOT BOBBIT GET AWAY FROM ME STUPID FAG ASS GOAT SNIFFER ORC LOVER
I was boutta cry then i started fucking on my pony but they were vanished what the hell?! I saw that there were some troll ass smelly butt so thorin s nephews asses got mad and send me to death i was going to free the ponies but then that troll ass bitchy raped my shirt with his disgasting mucus EWWW i was gonna throw up then all mf dwarves got kidnapped and binded what the ass just happend then they was boutta eat that fat ass so i saved him saying " hes infected!!1!1 " other dumbass dwarves didnt get it and they started get butthurt but... Thorin... THORIN UNDERSTOOD IT YOU SEE THAT? HE IS ONLY MINE IM GONNA EAT HIS CUM then that old gay ass wizard came to save our butts i was so happy
