Once Upon a Time

Part Eight

I glared at the idiot from across our super long dining table. You know the ones that you see on tv, in rich peoples homes.

Despite having my first kiss stolen by Hamilton , my heart won't call down. Stupid heart. Stupid him. Screw the world.

-Yuki, I'm sorry. It was an accident. I didn't mean to please forgive me.

-An accident?! An accident. Well gee what a nice way to put the way my FIRST KISS WAS TAKEN. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE KEPT IT FOR?! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF A FIRST KISS TO A GIRL?! JUST BECAUSE YOUR FIRST KISS WAS TAKEN BY SOME RANDOM BIMBO ON STREETS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I APPRECIATE MINE BEING TAKEN LIKE THAT TOO!!!

-HEY!! NOW THATS INSULTING! ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO THE PERVERTED HOBO THAT TRIED TO ASSAULT YOU WHEN WE WERE TEN?! I BET YOU ARE!!

-THAT HOBO WAS TRYING TO MOLEST YOU NOT ME!! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!! PLUS I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT BIMBO THAT YOU KISS WHEN WE WERE FOURTEEN! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER! WHOEVER TALKED ABOUT THE HOBO?!

-YOU MEAN THAT BIMBO?! I DIDN'T KISS HER, SHE KISSED ME!! AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT THE HOBO?!

-SURE!! I'M TOTALLY TALKING ABOUT THE HOBO!! IF YOU WANT TO PUT IT THAT WAY THEN BE MY GUEST!!

-WHAT WAY?!

-YOU KISSED A HOBO!!!

-I DID WHAT?!

-WELL THAT'S HOW YOU WANTED IT TO BE PHRASED!!

-WHAT THE HELL?! WHEN DID I SAY THAT?!

-ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THIS QUESTION AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!

-WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!

-YOU ARE SO FORGETFUL!

-OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!

-OH YES I DID!!

-YOU CAN GO AND EAT ROTTEN CHOCOLATES!!

-HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CHOCOLATES?! YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!

-DID I NOW?! WHEN WAS THERE EVER A LINE?!

-UGH!! I HATE YOU!!

-WELL I LOVE YOU!!

-STOP CONFUSING ME WITH ALL THESE WEIRD WORDS AND ACTIONS!! MY HEART BEATING LIKE A RUN AWAY UNICORN AND THAT IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEALTH!!

-Wait... what?

What on earth just happened....