10 ways to annoy people in the elevator!!!

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haii guys!!! im starting a book!!! yass!!! plz share it with others!!! gonna do an update every 1 or 2 days so... umm.. oh! this will help u be VERY annoying but the place for most annoying is currently taken by me and gubi sooo!!!!!! ENJOY

1. when the doors close tell everyone in the elevator " this is the part when we all die" in a creepy slow voice

2. when the doors close scream "AAAHHHH! THE ELEVATOR HAS CAPTURED US ALIVE!!!"

3. if someone in the elevator is talking on the phone act like they are talking to you and answer to everything they say (ex: person talking on the phone: "hello we have to buy food today right?"   you: "yeah we do what should we buy?")

4. press as many as u can and then scream at your hand: "REALLY?! WHY DID U PRESS THE BUTTONS YOU STUPID BODY PART!!)

5. if there is a baby in the elevator with you, ask the parent "can i pet it" (just like when u ask the owner of a dog if u can pet it. llol)

6. bring water in the elevator with u and spill some behind someone in the elevator and then scream "AAAHHH! U PEED IN THE ELEVATOR!!!)

7. instead of being polite and letting everyone else get out of the elevator before you, quickly go infront of them and say "SCUSE MEH!" in a retarded way!

8. when u are getting out of the elevator, skip infront of everyone else and pretend to tie your shoe!!!

9. take of your shoes and scream "AAAHHHH! MY FEET'S CLOTHES HAVE BEEN STOLEN!!!)

10. pretend your hand is a touchscreen phone and have a fake breakup with your fake boyfriend outloud! (ex: look at your hand and say ARE U BREAKING UP WITH MEH?! and start fake crying!)

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