Here are some random strange things to call someone if you are frustrated with them:
"You pistachio pudding covered walnut!"
"You are a potato quality camera!"
"Why you little salty microwaveable notebook!"
"You are a pencil!"
"You dog poo covered tv remote!"
"You act like a carrot!"
"You little bird poop powered lightbulb!"
"You are a piece of cat fur stuck in an envelope!"
I doubt you could say any of that seriously😂😂😂
Leave it in the comments if you want more of these insults
