Funny insult time!

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It has been a while since the first so I'd like to make this a series in this book
Alright
Here we go:

•You gobberwart!
•You look like a trucker tried to dress as an elephant that saw a mouse!
•You act like mustard!
•You're as out of place as a banana on an apple tree
•How dare you ____, you little piece of water!
•You're such a coffee table!

{Special Insults}(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
•You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
•You silly kiiiiiniggits
•I fart in your general direction!

There you have it
More funny insults

I might pull a few classics comebacks from a few movies like you see from Monty Python
Those were pretty darn funny

Anyways, hope you like aaaand
Have a good day/night/life/death/reincarnation!

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