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Vaggie: Charlie...Why are you wearing a dress? You never actually do that.

Charlie:...A night on the town, that's all.

Vaggie: You also don't say that. Are picking up from Alastor?

Charlie: I'm just going out. With someone.

Vaggie: You're going on a date?!

Charlie: Are you mad?

Vaggie: No, i'm happy for you. I just thought that you...may or may not...

Charlie: Go out with someone?

Vaggie: Yeah.

Charlie: Well, anyway. I'll be out for most of the night and-

Vaggie: Who is it?

Charlie: Just a friend.

Vaggie: Whose name is???

Charlie:...I have to go. Bye!

Vaggie: Charlie, wait. At least let me see him. I won't get mad. I just want to talk.

Charlie: Are you sure you won't get mad?

Vaggie: Yes.

'Knock'

Vaggie: I'll get it.

Charlie: VAGGIE, WAIT-

Alastor: Hello, de-oh...hello Ms. Vaggie.

Vaggie:...'proceeds to kick him straight to the first floor'

Alastor:...Ow.

~Downstairs~

Angel: And then I said-whoa!

Husk: Wow, you look like you fell.

Alastor: I don't need this right now, Husker.

Niffty: Mr. Alastor! Are you okay?

Alastor: Quite fine, my friend.

Vaggie: Alright, you puta culo hijo de puta. I'm giving you a minute to leave this place or you're going to have a bigger scar on your forehead than your kill list.

Charlie: Vaggie, please just wait!

Vaggie: No! It was bad enough that you let him stay here as long as he did, but now you want to fucking date him?! Are you out of your mind?!?!

Angel: To be honest, I predicted this a mile away. Pay up.

Husk: 'silently gives Angel 5 bucks'

Vaggie: Angel! Shut the fuck up or i'm shoving my spear right through your skull!

Charlie: Please, just listen.

Vaggie: No, you listen! I've been trying to protect you from getting into a giant fucking mess. But already you fucked up our chance to use the media and any real chance of us being not fucking laughing stocks. Now you want to go out WITH HIM?!?

Charlie: 'sighs' I know it's been a tough few weeks, but I need a break. And seeing that you just exploded, I think you need one too.

Vaggie: I don't need-

Charlie: Please. From a friend to a friend.

Vaggie:...'turns to Alastor' If she comes back with any type of scar, you're dead again.

Alastor: Understood.

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