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we're the gays

san.shoots
if any of you fuckers even think about showing up i will chop off your kneecaps and make them into lasagna
Seen

san.shoots
GAYS!
GAYS!
GAYS!

songhwa
what...

san.shoots
I knew that would work

yeo.sings
do i smell
tea?
???

san.shoots
boyfriend
BOYFRIEND!
I HAVE ONE
NOW
I FEEL SPECIAL
I FEEL LOVED
PRAISE ME
NOW

yeo.sings
Bitch you WHAT

choijonghoe
aisnjdiensjs

songhwa
again...
not even surprised
you've both been whipped from the beginning

san.shoots
shushhhhhhhh

yeo.sings
anyyyyway
do we get to meet him?

choijonghoe
yeah i'm gonna terrify him this will be great

songhwa
calm down, we can't scare him off

san.shoots
hwa's right, please don't terrify him
but i mean
i guess you can meet him
i'll have to ask him about it
but

choijonghoe
fuck yes
i'm gonna go lift some weights
see y'all
congrats san

songhwa
what are we gonna do

yeo.sings
ice skating?
karaoke?

san.shoots
you will both upstage me in karaoke
(authors note: LIES)
but i'm keen for ice skating

songhwa
ok
just give us the details when you work it out

yeo.sings
yeah
sounds fun
...
just remembered i can't ice skate

songhwa
it's ok babe i'll teach you

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