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Russia x Reader X USSR

"Back Off!"

Y'all, I almost made this a lemon I stg...

I'm not really sure this is fluff or a lime, so I'll just say there's a few perverted jokes lmfao.

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"Well, hello there, flower~. Russia often spoke of you looking beautiful, but I never imagined you'd look like this... " Soviet trailed off, staring at me. I felt a tad bit uncomfortable as Russia protectively put his arms around my shoulders.

"Well, Papa, I think you've made our guest feel welcomed enough, don't you think?" He said through gritted teeth. There's some weird tension in here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

"Our guest, I think, would like some dinner. After all, I do know how to fill a girl up~." Oh, God. It's sexual tension, holy shit. My face blew up in a bright red as Russia pushed behind him.

"What the hell was that?! That's the type of shit Germany's father would say!" Russia was fuming with anger, which is understandable. It is like some shit Germany's dick-of-a-dad would say. All Soviet did was snicker at the retort.

"Oh? And why can't we share her, hmm, Russia? There's plenty to go around~," he hummed. I shuddered as the two tall giants turned to face me. Russia spoke up again.

"No, no, nonononono. No. That's rude and disrespectful towards (Y/N)! She is MY girlfriend, not just something for you to play with!" With that, Soviet smirked towards me again.

"We can fix that~."

"No, I'd rather not..." I finally spoke up after all this time. Russia turned to me and nodded.

"We're leaving. I'll be back sometime later," was all he said as he took my hand and started pulling me towards the door.

With one last "Fuck you!" to his dad, he slammed the door and started down the street towards my house.

"I'm sorry, my Papa doesn't normally act like that. I'm not really sure what happened this time, but... I'll make sure it doesn't happen again... Okay, (Y/N)?" he asked, looking infinitely disappointed in his own father.

"Okay, Ruski," I said, reassuringly.

We held hands the entire way home. He stayed over and we binge-watched some True Crime documentaries on Netflix, soon falling asleep on the couch together. I'm sure he got an earful when he returned home later the next day.
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Sorry, it's kinda short and a bit shitty lmao

I'll try harder next time

- Lemon